This morning is completely bonkers. Everything that happened is just wild. I am speechless.

This complete mess has left me feeling shocked. Let me take a breath to absorb this.

It’s like something out of a TV show. I just can't believe it.

Can You Trust This?

You won't disbelieve this one. It's absolutely crazy. Just the other day, I was strolling down the street when I glimpsed a monkey wearing a suit. It seemed totally comfortable. You might say it was the bizarre thing I've ever seen. I swear, sometimes reality is just weird!

Seriously I Don't Believe It!

Like, are you kidding me? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's insane. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw dropped. This can't be real, right?

• I'm shocked
• There has to be an explanation
• Help me out here

This Is Insane What Happened

Well, you guys, you here won't believe what just occurred. I was walking down the street and suddenly this huge squirrel came out of the sky. It was carrying a tiny hat! Seriously. Then it ran away for a moment, disappeared into thin air. I don't understand what I just saw.

Unbelievable! utterly shocking

Can you believe it? I can barely understand {what just happened|. It's beyond|belief. I assert this is {thereality. That story appears to be totally outrageous, I almost think it's real..

• Maybe it was a dream? {I just can't explain this.

Unbelievable!

This situation is absolutely outrageous. I can't understand what they've just heard. It's like adream come true. The truth is stranger than fiction.

• Am I dreaming?
• This can't be happening!

{I have so many questions|How is this possible? This changes everything.